Wednesday, October 9, 2013

WHOA!! Before I stick my foot in my mouth...

I started thinking that maybe I should set up some ground rules for myself, NOT, but did think I better give a warning to those that may read my blog.
In the words of the famous poets "The Beastie Boys", "ummmmm, let me clear my throat!" I will now lay out some of what you may or may not expect to read in my blog, and by the way, this is not a legal disclaimer, just my way of saying reader beware, you may laugh, you may cry, you may be disgusted, you may say TMI, you may disown me, or may avoid me, or may slap me, or may say wow, I wish I could be honest and transparent like that, maybe if I grow a pair sometime before I die I can too!
So I will be writing about many things.  Some of which has not happened yet.  NO, although my bald head is beautiful, it is not a crystal ball, I can not see the future.  Don't call me and ask for a Tarot reading or for me to be your phone call psychic like Miss Cleo, OK, cause you are not getting it.  I am just saying life happens, and I may write about it.
I have many things from my childhood to get out.  Letting those monsters out of the basement, yes I stole that from Rocky Balboa, will be a daunting tasks, but will be therapeutic for me and may help others.  I will write about my daughters, they are like my lungs, could not breath with out them.  I will write about marriage, sex, women, men, working out, cooking, recipes, laundry, sports, cars, trucks, dogs, cats, life, music, fitness, among mnay other topics that I too lazy to type in for now.
So reader beware.  You have been warned.  Don't say I did not warm you.  Titles of blog posts may or may not depict what you are about to read.  Be open minded.  Understand I am opening up my heart and brain to whoever reads what I write and that is sort of scary.  Good thing is I will write the truth, my honest feelings, and that is about all I can and or will say about that.


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