Men are from Uranus, not Mars...

Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun. It has the third-largest planetary radius and fourth-largest planetary mass in the Solar System.  It is comprised mostly of rock and ice according to sources I visited.  No life forms exist on this planet.
But I think at one time life may have existed on this small planet.  Or either a man gave the planet the name it bares.  Because as men, wait for it.........we sure can be asses at times, hence the name of the planet in relation to how we men act at times.
Yes I just admitted it, you read it right.  Men can be 100% asses at times!  Devoid of emotion, feelings, or any thoughtful actions.  We are nothing more than sex starved, beer drinking, car driving, machine gun shooting, farting machines.  Or are we?
I think every person, man and woman alike are capable of being or lacking any emotion or capacity to care.  That is not a market cornened by men.  I think much of who we are as men or women is wired into our DNA, but we also have personal choice on he we respond to matters.  And top it off with what society and TV says we are, and well it just comes down to each person, but that is just my opinion.
I would love to really expand on this, but I might be accused of talking to much, which would make me seem too much like a typical woman, or if I expand on my defense of today's man,  I might be accused of being a chauvinistic pig, so with all sarcasm included I will end this post and leave it to the readers to decide; are men from Uranus or Mars.